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Never News: The Clownery Continues

Good morning angels! It's Producer Georgia here from an unseasonably warm Chicago, Illinois with the newsletter you crave. And may I remind you that now is a great time to become a member!! You get ad-free episodes and my hard-won respect and admiration. Just go to

February 20, 2026

Never News: You're all gold medalists in my heart

Hello one and all! It's me, Producer Georgia, here once again with your prescriptive dose of Never News. The winter Olympics are here, and I for one will be watching the U.S. singles women's figure skating competition with the rabid, obsessive attention of a woman

February 06, 2026

Never News: 🥇LET THE NEVER POST OLYMPIAD GAMES BEGIN 🥇

[You wake to find yourself lying in the middle of a weed-infested field. Standing up, you realize that you are on the lawn of an old, forgotten colosseum, its gravel track unkempt, the decaying marble stands of its amphitheater empty. In the center of the field, the only evidence

January 22, 2026
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